To Whom It May Concern:
We are at a loss for words. Terribly sorry but you were not chosen.
Your name was not randomly selected to receive any instructions.
In fact, no one's ever received an instruction from us you must follow.
No fortune will ever come from reading this note. And as for misfortune...
Let us say in advance, we are not liable should anything happen.
This is not in the least to say that misfortune will knock upon your door.
As opportunity never actually knocks nor rings the bell either.
Do not be alarmed, death cannot come from failure to forward this message.
Indeed, superstitions of this kind needs must be avoided at all costs.
Send no money, not now or ever, not to us, we have no need of it.
Your hard-earned money is yours to keep and do with as you please so beware.
We are not here to hoax or solicit monies from hard-working people.
If you feel that you are under a time constraint, worry not, it's not ours.
You are under not one obligation to us. No worries. You are free.
Free to choose and decide how to act as you please. Nothing binds you to us.
At this time, we thank you for reading this missive. It's not a chain letter.
You may throw it away, or simply delete it. To break a chain letter
Is within your rights, so don't worry, we're not here to pressure you to sign
Or join a group or scheme to get rich quick, not us, nope, you didn't hear it
From us, we couldn't care less about Ponzi schemes or pyramid power games.
So we apologize for this legal statement and thank you for your time.
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