Wednesday, December 28, 2022

Very Funny! ~ Wednesday, December 28, 2022

The funny thing is...
...and it's not even funny
ha-ha, but a strange

humor, peculiar
to this type of odd person,
queer as an oilsheet

even, a touch, say
"My Melancholy Baby"
by Earl "Fatha" Hines

funny, I should say,
or mention such a sad song,
but we could just change

uninhibited
by social constraints, to talk
about the weather

not as common folk
but meteorologists
listening for a [beat]

neato bandito,
little burrito, I miss
your mouth, the fine lines

yet, not quite crow's feet
since you rarely ever smiled
mean little lady

to say the word 'suck'
sounds queer as a transverse wave
crest to trough, leather

hogs, as in pigskin
wallet, or maybe football,
what they play, here, say

in America,
not 'hearsay', as in a court
of law, I object

not within my scope
of practice, something I learned
just the other day

given I sell shoes
now to old ladies, and young
as well, I detect

in your sarcasm
a hint of... je ne sais quoi
it's a bit shady

say, to discuss, taste
or morality, like this
in a poem, no

and let us not speak
badly of the dead, and gone
off to do better

no, maybe, not that
even, not better, as life
is all we know now

decisively not
better to be in the grave
or ashes, on show

inside of an urn,
we learn, we learn, then we are
dead, this short life, spent

turning over soil
digging his own grave, with pen
in hand, a letter

sent via airmail
who does that anymore now
tip the sacred cow

not a 'shibboleth'
an ear of corn, as a test,
or an ear of wheat

or a stream, torrent
no matter, what does matter
political bent

to speak of ethics
in a poem, or of plums
breach of etiquette

ethics entertains
from the icebox to my mouth
so sweet turns so cold

vengeance, oh my God,
no, no, please share your idea
of God, my ticket

enter the movie
theater, to watch Williams
eat plums, what a bold

nature to subvert
poetry as aesthetics
for a better seat

funny, I should ask
for forgiveness, I pardon you
Amon Göth said

under no legal
obligation, in the film,
allegedly, shot

not with a camera
obscura but a rifle,
dark chamber image

not funny, indeed,
but delicious as wet plums
for breakfast in bed

yet, probably not
eaten but to imagine
conduct as a code

ha-ha, amusing,
as a pantomime, even
comical, a squat

as in broad nib pen,
Seamus wrote of his father,
not quite all the rage

ha-ha, not funny
digging for peat in a bog
at this stage, I wait

another dollar,
another day, the salt mines,
they were my abode

but I jest, to work
as others inside a mine
to dig potatoes

underneath the soil
the scent of fresh earth, of hard flesh,
of ripe fruit, of plums

to boil spaghetti
in a stainless steel stock pot
simmer tomatoes

add salt as needed,
oregano, rosemary,
sage, thyme, to add sums

strange as it may sound
don't forget some fresh basil
as on our first date

taste for savory
flavor, pasta al dente,
add some olive oil

rest for a moment
a long trek through the desert
people need water

angels don't exist
except as messengers cloaked
in spirit, voices

no one remembers
verbatim what they once said
I love your daughter

given your blessings
we will get married in May
Mother's Day, choices

eternally rest
in our previous actions
love comes to a boil

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