I love Dick! I can't get enough of Dick,
like his name: Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick, Dick,
on saying Dick seven times, luck changes,
venereal diseases disappear,
exactly, I'm impressed, too, but too much
Dick, like Dick for breakfast, lunch and dinner,
in fact, may be way too much Dick for me,
consider kneeling and praying and Dick
kisses you on the top of your bent head,
I mean, you look up, kneeling, and there's Dick,
cornered, in your face, all glowing, god-like,
and what are you supposed to say, your eyes
notice his head, his massive bulging head,
this is tough to take, this may be too much,
given Dick's proclivity to play games,
entertaining himself at your expense,
this is Dick in a nutshell, he's too much,
even his mother said after his birth,
no more Dick, I can't stand this anymore,
on the contrary, his father heard her
unabashed love for their new baby, Dick,
given dad was outside smoking cigars,
having a good old time, through the window,
overhead, he heard his wife shout out, Dick,
for the love of God, woman, what a name,
Dick, you say? So was born Richard Sucha,
in grade school, the kids called him Dick Sucha,
considering that was his name, he thought
kind thoughts of his classmates, until we met.
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