Friday, April 20, 2018

Fake News ~ Friday, 20 April 2018

What no one to this day
has put pen to paper
to state as argument

However misguided
against apparent facts
is the obvious case

As anyone can see
if they know history
the whole reason we fought

The first of two world wars
was a little known fact
that The Times made present

Notably in the press
the twenty-ninth of June
Nineteen Hundred Fourteen

On the day after shots
rang out around the world
as a death knell bell tolls

Only in remembrance
for Patrick James Foley
of Sligo, Ireland

Not for Franz und Sophie
murdered on the same day
Patrick James broke a vase

Entering Nirvana
or as in his own case
Heaven or so we're taught

To believe after death
we meet with Saint Peter
and have a round of drinks

Over cocktails and lunch
at The Pearly Gates Bar
and take swigs of poitín

To celebrate our lives
or dance with the Devil
at The Jolly-Good Bowl

Hell being an alley
where we all bowl ten-pin
get drunk on dirt-cheap bland

Insipid uninspired
watered-down piss-water
never bowl strikes or cheer

Sober alcoholics
go to The Limbo School
of drunken jigs and reels

Dance steps for sloppy drunks
lonesome housewives and bored
riddle solvers The Sphinx

Asks to answer puzzles
enigmas or questions
never distinct or clear

Yesterday her hunger
ravenous as a beast
rocked Death back on his heels

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