Each year I grow older, I get better,
agile, smarter, faster, it's no secret,
character does not make the man,
I learned
how to cat! Yes, I have mastered
the art,
yes, and you can learn how to cat,
simply
enter your name, address
and phone number
at the prompt in the fields below,
you will
receive your first lesson on how
to pounce,
I know you will enjoy these informal
general introductory lessons, quick,
remain master of your body, before
old age catches up and you have
no time,
while you still feel limber, can touch
your toes,
old age will bite you in the ass,
the dog
lifts its head to listen, but the cat pays
diligent attention by ignoring
edicts from owners who believe
they know
reason and can convince cats with logic,
I know you know better, learn how
to cat
get the most out of life, live forever,
everyone knows cats have nine lives,
to cat
transports you to a different state
of mind,
believe me, once I learned that I could cat
everything became easier, I used
to worry about what other people
thought, but now, I couldn't give
a fuck less,
exactly the right attitude to have,
right for every occasion, learn to cat.
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